Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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