i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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