Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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