Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
