hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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