plz talk dirty to me
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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