carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Blood and glitter go together right?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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