Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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