people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
