I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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