it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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