After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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