Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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