dude i'm inner monologue high
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I love you.
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