She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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