Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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