they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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