you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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