mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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