we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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