Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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