If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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