Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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