best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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