You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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