Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I have feelings that need drinking.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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