I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
