we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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