he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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