Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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