Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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