My friends, they love my intelligence
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
