how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
