Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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