Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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