I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm like, not good at living.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Randomize
