it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
