Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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