This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
There r osticjed everywhere
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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