i jhust puked up my retainher.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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