Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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