Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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