We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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