1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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