I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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