He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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