Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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