before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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