Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.