nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.