the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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