In the future we'll all be gay
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
How external is "for external use only"?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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