Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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