Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Found your dick twin last night
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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