You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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