oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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